I have a deposition on Wednesday.

We are being sued in the morning and we are countersuing in the afternoon.

How come the more things I have to do, the slower my thinking, energy and resolve?  I’ve been telling myself to sit down and prepare my paperwork all weekend.  It is Sunday at midnight and I have done jack shidh.

Those lawyers are going to wipe my nomad butt all over the floor.  I should care but I feel strangely numb.  I am eating a banana split I shouldn’t, the prints on my shorts are mesmerizing.  I will do anything not to start this week, go to that deposition, and fight my old clients.

Can I leave all of this behind and move in with you?  Anyone?

I make great pancakes and I’m housebroken.