Tonight I am going to a wedding of a friend’s sister.  This is her third.  I vowed, swore up and down, and spat on a promise ring that I would not attend another wedding of this woman.  I hate weddings in general but she manages to put together the worst.

After 2 previous marriages, I think a small ceremony is in order for the third.  Am I being too cruel?  I just don’t get why she needs to wear a white dress, do the green mile walk while people are shouting and ululating, sit in that hideous stare-a-thon seat for the just-married, and then have those odd-looking video guys take pictures.  And her 3 kids from the last 2 marriages will be running around.

It is all very strange to me.