- You put 2 teaspoons of salt in your sacred morning tea. And then you wonder if you’ve lost your sense of taste. Only about 5o years premature.
- Peel a banana for a milkshake, put the peel in the blender and the banana in the trash can. Ever shed a tear for a banana?
- Block your building’s entrance by driving up slowly and stopping your car where people come in. And then lose your patience with the idiots and their staring. Then stick your head out of the car and scream at them for not moving out of your way.
- You e-mail your friend to pass by the farmers’ market for some romaine lettuce and tomatoes only to get a call from your mother who got a call from her brother in Somalia complaining that you had asked him to get some lettuce and tomatoes from a market. Why did I spam him with my grocery list of all the people in my book?
March 6, 2009
March 7, 2009 at 12:23 am
Now you see why we miss you so much, Aya? Only you can manage to call your uncle in Somalia to ask him if he can grab some organic vegetables for you! Lol….
March 7, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Lol.FUNNY
I could add sumthing :
You know you’re proaccupied when u talk to yourself in the street abt (seriously embarrassing stuff),then wonder: While the hell are ppl staring !!? weirdozzz
I really missed You 7ayatiii ,3asaj b5air o 3afya inshallah?
March 9, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Om, dude, you know!
He goes years and months without hearing from me only to get a grocery list.
Iman, lol@talking to yourself in the street! People should just mind their own business and leave self-talkers alone. I missed you too, where’ve you been?! إن شاء الله تكونى بخير يا حبيبتي