1. You put 2 teaspoons of salt in your sacred morning tea.  And then you wonder if you’ve lost your sense of taste.  Only about 5o years premature.
  2. Peel a banana for a milkshake, put the peel in the blender and the banana in the trash can.  Ever shed a tear for a banana?
  3. Block your building’s entrance by driving up slowly and stopping your car where people come in.  And then lose your patience with the idiots and their staring.  Then stick your head out of the car and scream at them for not moving out of your way.
  4. You e-mail your friend to pass by the farmers’ market for some romaine lettuce and tomatoes only to get a call from your mother who got a call from her brother in Somalia complaining that you had asked him to get some lettuce and tomatoes from a market.  Why did I spam him with my grocery list of all the people in my book?