If I had any real fear of flying, I would find it difficult to take on projects but that doesn’t mean that take-off doesn’t make my heart race. I spent the better part of the last 3 days inside a plane, an airport or a cab. I am pretty exhausted but thought I should share a couple of images.
This was my view from the back of the little piece of shit plane I took from Boston. There was so much turbulence, I regret I hadn’t prepared a will.
In my lifetime, I would like to see children 12 and under banned from travel. I don’t care how the snot-faced bastards will get to see grandma or mickey in disney world. This little fuckface was whining the entire flight: can I have the bbq chips, I wanna watch a movie, I’m booooored. I fantasized about opening the emergency door, throwing his spoiled ass out of the plane and enjoying the rest of my Achebe book. 
January 4, 2007 at 9:44 pm
lol
Poor u!
January 5, 2007 at 7:02 am
Ha! I thought my flight from Djibouti to Hargeisa was bad! That aisle takes the piss! Its the width of a bloody ribbon!
I hate kids, be it in the air or on land. Glad I never was one……
January 5, 2007 at 8:31 am
Photographic evidence of the little terror.
Flying is horrific even if your not afraid of the actual act of flying its the confinment for so many hours without feeling like your actually going anywhere..urgh
bless
January 6, 2007 at 3:28 am
native female,
Yeah, it sucked. Some people should be neutered.
dahab,
I cannot describe how dinky that plane was. The flight attendant was a young black, quite friendly with a sense of humour, with a jerry curl. I don’t know, it was all a flashback from the 80s. I was in the twilight zone. I can’t stand some kids but being in close proximity with them brings out the Texas massacre in me.
nm,
I agree, flying is pretty horrific. I kept repeating the fateha and thinking the odds were pretty small but what if the stupid, piece of shit disappeared. What if the pilot is drunk? You do feel so helpless, can’t even get away if you wanted to. Sigh.
January 6, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Ha ha…poor you.
Some kids can be really annoying. (It’s the same at the cinemas. The most irritating runts always sit behind you).
January 7, 2007 at 5:16 pm
I much like this new template, more brighter.
January 7, 2007 at 7:27 pm
firefly,
Yes, they can be so annoying at a movie. What irks me more is parents that act like nothing is happening.
shafi,
Thanks, I like the brightness as well.