So, I was tagged by SleepDepraved to list 6 weird things about myself. Not sure what counts as weird but here it goes:

#1. My feet have never touched the floor of a bathroom. Really. I mean it. Maybe once or twice as a kid but since my first pair of dacas around 4 or 5, I’ve avoided bathroom cooties with religious fervour. Here’s the pair I have now. A friend in TO sent it through DHL. And they call me a weirdo.

#2. I read my first book on Freud at 10. I was bored and my uncle’s library had nothing else that was interesting. Before you jump up and down and call me perv. names, I missed most of what he was saying except for the unconscious. I remember thinking: hmmm, I wonder what my cat is thinking when he’s not licking his balls.

#3. I drove over 2500 miles in about 48 hours. I was absolutely mesmerized by the bright colours, stars, dots, waves and hissing sounds fatigue generated. I’m never doing that again. Here’s the image from the room. The fuzz in my brain was worse.

#4. I sued a police department once. I represented myself. I won.

#5. I ran a marathon to raise money for a charity at work. Don’t ask. Anyway, my foot felt funny and I couldn’t tell if it was the shoe or that I don’t run. Seems I had a broken toe from an encyclopedia landing on it the night before. I wonder if I’m human sometimes.

#6. I refuse to say anymore. Y’all don’t pay me enough to show you my underweirds.